buddy

The moment when your teacher thinks you weren’t listening in class and asks you a question and you answer it correctly

fly-away-with-me-:

In your face.

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10th grade

as i sat there in english class , i stared at the girl next to me. she was my so called ”best friend ”. i stared at her long, silky hair , and i wished she was mine . but she didn’t notice me like that , ~~and i knew it , after~~

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

rofl ,

for sure most of the ppl wantes to tell this to there grils who love but they cant … its the better way if you and her are good friends , just to tell her as you are speaking about another girl .. and tell her at the end :P xD

blogizfunny:

~~HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD!~~

Mr. obvious tip of the day :

you are now reading this message .

blogizfunny:

me snoozsta.

life in 5 bottles ….. have fun :P !

blogizfunny:

ARE YOU SAYING I’M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THAT?